Judicial Lynchpin Jitters

 “In the Thick of It” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  In the thick of it/criminally clinching political oxygen/ as a nominee/having been instrumental in failed attempts to rewrite history requiring being present in a courtroom/transforming into a convicted felon prior to a contested convention/upon surrendering/ to “made-for television…

 “Facing an Unlawful Former President” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán Facing an unlawful former president/as an existential threat/having incited an insurrection facing the courage to intervene/versus shrinking in fear/shirking responsibilities checking the popular will at great political risk …

 “Putting Mug Shots on Mugs” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Putting mug shots on mugs  squinting scowling shivering  digging fingers fashioning shanks  for getaways, all in vain …

 “Referred to in Perpetuity” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Referred to in perpetuity as equalizing or abuse  norm-shattering media-obsessed book ends  either absent or invisible shorn of flags and fancy  glowering unsmiling for the fourth time  possibly pleading “The Fifth” viral images taking sides filtered or otherwise …

 “Forever Captured”  by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Forever captured/the worst place imaginable  filled with wickedness and darkness/having been charged with a series of devious crimes  incessantly whining/“I did nothing WRONG!!!” failing to look defiant/glaring red-eyed forever captured by a jail’s camera flash … 

 “Shifting Its Grip” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Shifting its grip/in the murky victory/with the future still looking very much like the past fueling anger/carrying the maximum/while moving backwards/due to abuse of power wielding instability/preferring, “Wait and see”/rather than imposing accountability for past unlawful actions weighed down by heavy prosthetics/suppressing ethics/hissing with guilt beneath artificially thickened reptilian skin…

 “Highlighting Court Filings”  by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Highlighting court filings/after leaving The White House/superseding indictments/moving to strike/stealing the spotlight teetering on high wires/while proceeding to speedy trials/suddenly plummeting into reams upon reams of damaging discovery …

 “Off One’s Game”  by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Off one’s game/getting into hot water/“Ah, so it goes”adding insult to injury/“But wait — there’s more!”/needing to hire iffy lawyers galore …

 “Coming Under a Name Change” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Coming under a name change/obvious growing pains/major restorations/raising negotiations  better compensation/painful decades/false statements/out on probation  staked reputations/museum raids/seized paintings/believed to be fake/ongoing investigations 

 “Attempting to Bludgeon Lady Justice” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Attempting to bludgeon Lady Justice/in burgeoning increments of treachery and deceit/in furtherance of criminal conspiracies/containing hidden Tweets/feeding false ballots into voting machines/intimidating everyday people committing forgery in the first degree/exhibiting ongoing disdain for American democracy/stealing top secrets/charged with treason/ pleading, “Not guilty”/tried and convicted/sentenced to life in a prison cell/having attempted to bludgeon Lady Justice …

“Surrendering for Arrest” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Surrendering for arrest/hither ‘n’ thither mugshot pictures/hit it big/fingerprinted/ hit it and quit it/getting nicked slammed into prison nabbed in the can/pinned  down/hoosegowed/ trammeled/pokey/ pound

 “A Bit of High Jinks” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  A bit of high jinks “You think!” half-baked, so to speak/out of all reason cursory/hasty/deranged/witless/insane  crazed campaigns/multiple arraignments  MILLIONS of pages!!! …

 “You Get a Homer” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  You get a homer/you get a dinger/Yoh you get a tater during special counsel investigations generating millions of pages/taking aim not going away/amid farm animals/corn dogs  and oversized lemonades as vacillating  court case updates keep pace in a grueling place…

 “Whataboutisms” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Whataboutisms enabling getting around the facts  while amplifying impacts taken way out of context  as aggressive tit-for-tats amid dubious demands  along with legal actions’ statutes  vindicating The Rule of Law even tough the heavens may fall having absorbed all of the costs  of  before, during and after …

 “A Gaggle of Crackpots” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  A gaggle of crackpots  as wannabes  ratcheting up lunacy  laughing off absurdities  warping actualities  rap sheets be damned  to jail or not to jail  as ostriches in the sand …

 “Marked by a Web” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Marked by a web of legal peril  morphing dovetailing aftermaths  moving faster and faster debunked in detail functioning as deceit craft or trickery  lacking in credibility submitted as dire risks  of all-inclusive vast implausibilities …

 “Hoodwinked” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Hoodwinked/deceived  tricked/outwitted  taken in/indicted  tried/convicted/imprisoned …

 “Relying Heavily” by Suzán Jiván Mom & Mom-Mom Suzán  Relying heavily on takeaways  “Give me a break! It’s complicated” given the right of way to cut to the chase  for all-too-familiar faces …